Okay, we have three cats, and three litter boxes, two by the back door and one in the bathroom. As I walked into the hall by the bathroom, I can smell (strongly) a recent deposit. But when I went into the bathroom there was no smell. Back in the hall, still smelly. So I look around to see where a bad bad kitty has left a present. Can’t find a thing. No smell in the kitchen by the other two boxes, or in the bathroom by that box, just in the hallway, where there’s no poop to be found.

Either cats have learned to fart solid clouds that smell like poo, or there’s very well hidden shite somewhere in my house.

And what has a man come to, when he spends a half hour wandering around looking for cat poo?